“ She’s gone through a lot, so have I. Maybe when you’re older and
start dating you’ll understand. So never if I have anything to say about it.”
“Gone through a lot– - like what, Angel? Because if that’s the kind of baggage you’re talking about, then it’s just all the more reason for her to move on already and be happy again.”
“Because some things are complicated? C’mon, you don’t
really think that if I gave her my yellow crayon and she shared
her twizzlers with me we’d be together forever, do you?”
“I don’t see why it has to be complicated, though! I mean, you do get that she likes you, right? It’s pretty obvious.”
“ You shouldn’t notice the way I look at her, which, for
your information, is in a completely inappropriate guy
way. But cross my heart, Little D, we’re just friends.”
“Well I DO notice. But if you look at her in a guy way, and she looks at you in a girl way, then why are you just friends? I don’t get it.”
“The kind who lives out of their car and patrols late at night with
your sister to make sure vampires don’t eat you and your friends.”
“Yeah, right. Y’know,I might just be Buffy’s kid sister to you, but I’m not STUPID. You so don’t look at her like how you’re supposed to look at people who are ‘just friends.’”