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[ sms | Dawn ] Her name ain’t Buffy Crocker.
[ sms | Dawn ] Good plan. Now I just need to get my gorgeous arse back to your home.
[ sms | Dawn ] Your English teacher is dull, by the way.

[ sms | Spike ] Good thing it’s not, because Dawn Crocker… just sounds really weird.
[ sms | Spike ] Ugh, tell me about it. At least you don’t have to actually listen to him!
[ sms | Spike ] Can you get all the stuff ready for later once you’re home?

(Source: amianything)

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   [ sms | Dawn ] Same thing. He’s making my ears bleed. [ sms | Dawn ] Because you ain’t the Slayer? [ sms | Dawn ] Oi, if...